3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
