clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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