Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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