What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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