just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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