I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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