Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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