? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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