Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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