He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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