toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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