were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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