fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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