i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
