the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
