They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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