he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Randomize
