I am in a vortex of obligation.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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