that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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