I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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