I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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