I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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