Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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