do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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