We named our party play list daddy issues
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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