I have demons in me.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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