I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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