I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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