Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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