Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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