he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Found your dick twin last night
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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