I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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