Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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