I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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