Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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