I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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