I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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