i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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