Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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