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Wat do u mean how?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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