I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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