yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
handjob tips. give me some.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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