There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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