sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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