"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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