ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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