Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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