I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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