Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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