He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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