U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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