Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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