I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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