When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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